The experiment is moving along nicely. I am still in the control phase where people are sniffing my natural musk. I tried taping their reactions but the audio was terrible since it was done in a car traveling at 90 mph. Soon the gum will arrive and the chewing will commence.

My birthday was fine. Monday wasn't all that great because I had to work and Mondays suck for celebrating. However, I got to spend last night with Animal and the Anti-Nowhere League as a special gift to myself.

After reading your list I began to think we were living parallel lives. I will try to post one for you here either tonight or tomorrow.

I love saying cunt too, i think its partly because people find it so appalling.
My main piece of life trivia is that after seeing the video to thriller by Mr Jackson as a kid it scared me so much i had to have counselling, i stopped speaking for a while and had to draw my feelings.
I blame that event for me being the idiot i am today.

god knows what those drawings looked like i was four and have never been that talented at art...

Im glad my horrible mental scarring brought you joy.... haha

really? is it indeed a small world.
Did you have a similar name?
Well im clearly working class i piss in the shower.
Hahaha.
I been checking your pictures too...

I'll give you three now and new ones if you ask nicely for them. mmmk?

ODV stands for oreo dog vomit.

I have thrown up on the Great Wall of China twice! (nominee for the Ugliest American Award)

I get my hair cut in a tattoo shop.

No I dont smell like any kind of vomit. Tests are showing that my natural smell is actually quite pleasant (like fabric softener).

I was traveling in Beijing during a really hot summer about 9 years ago. I was overcome by heat and threw up from one of the guard towers on the wall. I felt horrible. I stuck my head out the window and tried desperately not to vomit on the outer edge. That day I truly was an ugly American.

gruel is a thinner version of porridge (both resembling vomit)

As far as the parallel lives are concerned I think I meant more about what we have in common. The flirting thing describes me completely, I am vulgar, also suffered from BDD, and I still take off my clothes at every opportunity.

Here are your random facts on me today.

I used to castrate steers in Montana.

I hate Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials. (Dont know if you have her over there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z068uWxOfz0&feature=related)

kinder man could be like kinder egg.
My surprise would be inside.
And slightly disappointing.
And with stickers.

I dont know. The hand comment kinda gave me chubs. I would think people would find that hilarious unlike my openers which usually start with do you like Star Wars? But like I said I generally avoid even approaching women and as a result I am a chronic masturbator. Hey! Maybe I can actually use that.

My puking on the side of cultural landmarks wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt actually a trend of mine. I got really sick at an archaeological site in Puerto Rico once. I tend to overexert myself sometimes.

You sound like a total wreck right now. You need to take it easy, girl, or your pretty face is going to fall off. If your teeth fall out you can just do what Shane did (see my old blog). Go see the Dickies. I have not seen them in a few years and I think about them often. Although they probably play your neck of the woods more often than they do mine (strange I know, but South Florida is relatively isolated from the rest of the US). I dont know what I would do if my shower didnt work. I am a cancer so I spend a lot of time in the water.

Here are you facts;

If I could have lunch with one person living or dead it would have to be with Rod Serling.

I have lived in Chicago, Denver, two cities in Florida, and several extended visits to countries in various parts of the world.

hows your toothache going??

yo yo missy! how's tricks???? it's been a while.....

interesting stuff you have there! i too am freaked out by fingernails. men should NEVER have long fingernails, spanish guitar or not! bleurgh!

good luck on the set! i'm sure you'll be up and running soon hope you're good xxxx

awwww you're so sweet! i missed your crazy respnses hehe. plus i was your first...... message.

ok, i'll bust out some random facts for you as soon as my brain starts working again. i'm still sat in my office waiting for my friend to come back. he left me at 3 to look at a house, then texted me at 4 to say he's off to london and will be back later. it's now 7..... not cool!

xxxx

ps i liked the set! you're super cute in every photo, and that's what counts in my book!

you are very welcome! yes, we are slowly listening to each other.. he's not mean about it, it's like you said, he wants my body for himself only, which i get.. but i told him this site is about beauty and the art form of the female body, not porn.. so we have decided on that i will have the pictures taken and then go from there.. if he decides he can't handle it, he gets a lovely gift, and if he can, yay for us! this is in hopes of showing him that it's art and beautiful, not trashy.

i have been.. he sees the artsy ones, then happens across random people w/ pictures of themselves naked and being stupid on here and you know.. anyways, thank you for all your advice, and by the way, who shot your sets?

Hehe thank you! It makes me happy that you liked my comic... And for finding me lovely... It makes alot from a lovely girl like yourself

And you shouldn't be thanking me. I should be thanking you for doing a set at all And you were great, baby. I hope to see your next one soon.

So what are you up to this fine summerevning?

Mmm... You almost spelled that right.. Puss puss back at you

Honored by your friend request.

I am one of the Americans who loves soccer. Unlike most Americans, I do not support Man U, Chelsea, Arsenal, of Liverpool. I support Nottingham Forest.

I tend to be more open on these boards than anywhere else.

I am a professional politico, and am crushing on a coworker. My girlfriend thinks it is cute. I think she had the worst childhood possible, though that is just the way girls and women are treated in Saudi Arabia.

I am totally under her thumb.

Thank you for being so beautiful.

Thank you i'm really looking forward to getting away Are you going away anywhere?
I live just outside the burger, in east lothian, but i work, socialise and go to uni in the burger
I serve coffee in debenhams, please come in and be nice to me, you'll get a big hug from me if you do.
Last week we were offering free cake and all we got was shit from people, i'm still confused by it.

People without manners really annoy me too and people who kick the back of my chair in the cinema deserve to be hurt

All the best with your set, you deserve to be a SG

I dont know why either, it boggles my mind. If anybody offered me free cake, i would say "yes please. i'll have the carrot cake". Not my customers
I'm there sat-tue, i'm the sad one, getting harrased, daydreaming about a happier time. Sadly i cant give you free cake or coffee, i'll get fired, but if you come out to the big meet in Sep i'll give you a free coffee voucher then
Nope they are rainbow lorikeets, i work at the zoo every wed and they're great fun to watch
Your grandpas aviary sounds cool

Hows the label going?

well thank you! but things are going pretty good right now.. i was finally able to show him that most of the members on here are women!!

Thank you for the compliment, although I would have appreciated a few terms such as life-altering, astounding and possibly electrifying tossed in there. It's all right, though.

You have unintentionally described my reaction to bitten nails, which I respectfully submit are not nails being used as intended and therefore a strong preference for them puts one in the inconvenient position of having to fight off nausea very frequently. We really can decide what we are attracted to or repelled by, and it just takes reminding ourselves each time we think the old discredited thought to very gradually learn a new reaction. BTW, it was recently pointed out to me what the difference in meaning is between nauseated and nauseous, so now that my face has regained its usual colour, I'm passing the tip on to you.

No guy ever called you a Lesbian? Same here; are we missing out?

I love your mother, so be sure and tell her she sounds like a treasure!

hey baby i go tommorrow to get it workd on hope alls well with you

Wow, that's interesting, I've never heard of anyone have those feelings towards fingernails. I love sudoku and solitaire as well, the real question is spider-solitaire or classic? I'm sorry you can't flirt. I'd think the guy would take one look at you and drop everything to be at your side. I agree completely with the touching of tattoos, or just touching in general. I get it all the time on my hip piercings and I just feel like screaming "THESE ARE OPENINGS TO MY INSIDES, WHERE HAVE YOUR HANDS BEEN?" I love the word "cunt" my room mate last year made me a poster that said CUNT with a big heart next to it, it's still on my wall.... I still run naked in the rain... So TRUE! The more ridiculously kinky the guy is, the better he is at the aftermath as well, it's like, "woo, we tired each other out so let's cuddle." You're lucky to have such a friend, as well as the balls to dance by yourself. You have such an incredible personality and are gorgeous. *jealous* I'm glad you could use sg to help you with your body image issues and that things are getting better. Sorry for the long ass comment, just like reading other people's blogs!