welcome back, not that i actually knew you before you disappeared..... edinburgh? niiiiiiiiiice.

sounds like you had a good day xx

I like it when there are nice biscuits at work. My fave are currently Cafe noir. Proper upmarket business.
How come you were away so long?

yeah it does.... i mean, it does????

where would i advertise though? it's such a tough market to crack into!

oh my god! you're a genius! blackmail is the answer! it needs to be a cop i think, or someone of high social standing!

you've put a lot of effort into this haven't you???? what's your cut?

xx

wow! you're the perfect pimp!

so what else is going on for you right now?

ahhhh like mr t? i once heard him say the finest quote ever:

"i live by the gold rules. whoever wears the most gold, rules"

enjoy your noodles xx

Hmm. A libran. That can't be good. I am one. Indecisive, frustrating, a total nightmare. And that's just what my friends call me.

I'll accept that. I've been called worse, hope you're catching the rays in Edinburgh., wonder how long it'll last?