Prescription Sun Glasses.
And Bifocal Reading Glasses. Yah, I'm old as fuck. Just can't see so close more.
Best part was I got my eye test too. My doctor was rediculously hot. Just drop dead gorgeous. At least I could stare at her without being too creepy. Part of the test. We were talking about work and stuff and she told me she wanted to be a dancer and had been doing it most of her life. And no, I didn't think pole dancer. She is a doctor, so I thought ballet. But i never asked her. Instead I just told her jokes and made her laugh. I couldn't perform the other eye tests because they blur your vision and I still had to go back to work. So I get to go back.