no way!

I don't have any pre-conceived notions or anything but my cousin lives out there and I know what she and her friends are like and none of them have boob jobs or fake tans or fake blonde hair. gross!

I think I liked the Rob & Amber picture better!

How are you?

you are such a liar!

Tired? Isn't this still early in the day for you?

I was under the impression that it is almost always a beautiful day there! Can't you delegate your work to some underlings and take the afternoon off?

Ah, so all the work's been delegated to you, huh? Sorry to hear it. It's actually one of the first beautiful days we've had here in quite a while. The dog and I went out for an extended walk. Yes, my life is that exciting.

I would think you attract all the supermodels the same way you attract the ladies here. by being funny on the boards and ignoring them when they make pleas for your attention.

I know I really can't complain about your current level of activity in terms of comments but think back to how you used to be with me.

yeah it took you a while to warm up to the group as well. I think one of your first comments was that you disliked all reality tv. and look at you go now.

p.s. UPN. top model. 8pm. tonight!!!

I've been watching reality tv since star search!

have you been feeling like you need patience in recemt days?

yeah.

patience.

you actually know axl rose?

I don't know when.

maybe tonight.

I hate updating because that will mean conversing with people other than my favorite friends.

I've been all over my group today. I commented when I came back!

if you stalked me you would know.

it's a legitimate CD and I did listen to it. ten years ago.

you don't stalk me! I have proof.

oh and that CD has like miami bass type music. similar to 2 live crew type music. if you even know who 2 live crew is.

proof: you didn't even realize I had commented in my group. thusly it's apparent you don't stalk me.

you should listen to all the goofy music I listen to. you need loosening up I think.

mainly because you are a music snob.

you're notorious for that.

is your association with me clouding your reputation!?

sorry if it is.

you have become a tiny bit nicer since meeting me.

I'm 5'9".

no I think it's the other way around.

you act like a bastard but you are truly a softie at heart.

damn such pressure to be someone's personal reality show.

now I kind of wish I had more exciting tales to tell you.

can I make stuff up? haha. (nah. I won't.)

I'm an open book.

I spill intimate details about my life all over my journals and all over the pages of this site.

what do I really know about you? I don't even know if you have a family. so how can I be more mysterious? please! talk to the hand.

I realize it is a porn site but honestly I don't really have anything to hide from anyone.

I can always go anonymous.

you're just more important and much better established than me.

I'm the police. yes. are you guilty of taz evasion? I can only imagine you committing white-collar crimes.