How was your weekend?

You didn't read my journal, huh? I worked on Saturday. I had to present a workshop to 42 infant/toddler caregivers at a conference. I did not have fun.

Well, I did go to my brother's birthday party. It was as much fun as a family get together can be, I suppose.

What did you do over the weekend?

That sounds almost as exciting as my family party.

Well, at least it sounds relaxing. Basketball, eh? I'm relieved to find that you're still talking to me despite my lack of interest in the sport.

Flattery will get you... Wait! What are you after?

Thanks.

Hold up, baby. Hold right the fuck up. You haven't even tried the Sony MDR-EX70LPs? Because Im almost hoping you havent at this point because once youve tried them youll shed a single mans tear. Or bite your lip in frustrating over what youve been missing.

When I worked for Sony I used to buy them as gifts (for $15). I havent bought the new models yet but theyre still $50 and nowshinier or something.

I would never imply that you are pathetic, my dear. You know very well that I was joking.

The only way to solve this is for you, Flux, and I to go out to lunch and make you hear the difference.

I know Kung fu

You! Friend me.

You don't know how many times I looked at your name and wondered why I had you bookmarked.

Fishing for compliments?

Nah, sometimes I'm not that quick.

hi. I do feel better. but I'm busy. I was intentionally trying to ignore you so I could get work done but it's not possible.

Good morning!

Not really. I usually work 4 ten hour days per week. Last week I worked 5 ten hour days and then presented over the weekend. So I get an extra day off this week!

I still have a ton of stuff to do, but I'm counting on you and Smuffy to keep me distracted so I can procrastinate!

my intentional ignorance is complimentary to you. it shows that you have an addictive personality and I need to resort to extreme measures just to get work done.

it came out just the way I wanted it to.

kind of.

I make up my own language so shut it.

and see what's happening? I had to say hello to you and now I'm trapped in a conversation with an additional person.

and you know what's being sacrificed because of it? MY LUNCH.

I haven't actually gone out to buy lunch.

I'm just being a pissant.

if I didn't want to write I would've never opened the floodgates.

p.s. does this " " mean you think I'm a piglet? I like food and eating but there is no need to be rude.

If you keep ignoring me, I'm gonna actually have to do something productive today! We don't want that do we?

yeah my headache is gone. my mom thinks it was a migraine but I don't know. it's gone now anyway. but if I don't eat soon I'll pass out.

Ok, this time I sound pathetic.

I really need to gain some idea of what to do with a day off.

I'm going to go forage for food right now. preferably at whole foods market. bye (for now)!

He's not. That's part of the problem. See. the weekend I can handle. It's this all alone in the house with nothing but the laundry and dishes to keep me company that is troublesome. Well, the dog is here, but he's not much of a conversationalist.