funny you should ask.

I was going to ask you the same thing?

I should know better than to think you'd ever be serious.

you'll have your chance to prove yourself true in july then.

fuck spielberg!

you just better be there.

I'd hate to show up at the ivy and be stood up.

you know I am shocked to the core that you would engage in this much conversation with me.

it makes me a happy girl indeed.

nah. I know you are a happy and well-adjusted person. secretly. deep down inside.

don't worry. after we meet for lunch and I come back here I will tell everyone that you are miserable in real life too. or would it be a better idea to keep this whole thing under a tight wrap so as not to make all your other internet stalkers jealous?

it has nothing to do with the fact that it's me I'm sure! *sniffle*

I think that it's simply taken you several years to warm up to the idea of meeting an internet person.

why wouldn't you tell me? was the sex that bad!?

seriously did the meetings go badly? tell me at least that much.

oh lord. how could a person look completely different? that's like mind-boggling. I look pretty much the same except not as stark white. and I promise not to ask for your hand during our first lunch. haha. people are weird.

I don't mind if anyone is fat but bad teeth will get me everytime.

I have beautiful teeth. I really do. my dentist sings my praises.

and my pictures are as current as they can be and I've looked the same since senior year in high school, so...I don't know. don't ditch me mid-lunch.

I'll be sure to wear stockings with holes in them.

oh and I don't drink very much at all so you'll have to suffer with the boring sober me.

I don't know. I might be super nervous meeting you. I know you are classy and shit so that's a lot of pressure on me. I might need lots of drinks to relax!

I just want to be able to hold a halfway decent conversation with you.

but I fear saying something completely fuckwitted and mortifying myself.

[Edited on Mar 17, 2005 2:31PM]

you can be funny and smart whether you are discussing low or high-rent issues.

besides posting about Am Id just shows how fun you are.

asshole you are then.

and I can't believe you are just now getting around to reading my profile. hmpf!

no. it's not gross. anyone that takes their time to help me out in that regard must mean they really care.

and my profile wasn't completed in one stroke. it's something I tinkle with all the time. certain boxes even change often. so it really wasn't much effort. I just do it so my page looks pretty.

I think I've got tampons covered.

by the way I will be in boston all day tomorrow with no internet at all. what will you do!?

the stock market must have dropped because of my presence here.

your comments tab looks spectacular!

I might even do a screen print of it just to preserve it forever. who knows when it might look like that again.

no way!

the last post to the group was made by me so it seems like no one's been around anyway. and it feels great to not get my desperate pleas for attention ignored by you.

oh and you are so lucky it's only lunchtime there. it's nearly quittin' time for me.

well you are just getting your day going and I will be wrapping mine up.

I think it's just that I'm kind of happy being away from home and working, distracted from my real life. when I go home it's like I get miserable.

PLUS you live in the warm west. in southern cali no less!

yeah you know what I get to see from where I'm sitting?

train tracks and the highway.

right. freeway. I knew that.

oh and I think we have a new member.

you know sometimes new members tick me off. I like our current stable of people. we seem to fit well with each other. damn the others!

in memoriam.