The only thing I can think of about myself is that I'm pretty resourceful. I'd be good in prison or on a deserted island. Too bad my one good quality has so few applications.
Having slept I still maintain that your the best thing about me Ross.
Oh and that Im a great friend. Im the guy who makes all my friends seem cool and charming, They love me for it. Its like they stand next to me and become the Fonze.
So, thats my justifacation for being an idiot, if I stopped nobody would have a reason for wanting me around
My strategy is if anyone's giving me crap, I just think "hey, I'm still here and I'm still surviving - what the hell did they do that's so great today other than living an insanely boring life that you wouldn't give your pet goldfish?" Works every time dude.
This may be my most nonsensical comment ever.