Just step by step, slowly. First pork, then beef, then fish? I get points for every convert, and you will feel excellent.

I really, really like pork. I don't think i would want to cut it out of my diet. Are you doing it as a health thing, or a religious thing, or some other reason?

Communist!
Maybe you should eat ONLY pork for a segment of time. You'd be superman!

My dear man, pork is bourgeoisie.

South African Bullfrog is where it's at!

just put some pork in the same room as some tofu. The tofu will absorb the pork flavouring and it will taste just the same!

That is wrong, that would mean cutting out bacon. I cannot imagine not eating bacon.

Wow! When did you come back? I just noticed you on Stoopid's SludgeHead's friends list.

I was walkin around the bookstore the other day and saw the softcover 'Watchmen' graphic novel. The price was right, so I bought it.

I remember passing on it way back in '89, in spite of all the hype.

But holy shit, it was probably the most profoundly deep comic I've ever read.