im stuck in on a friday night, always horny and drinking wine. We have far too much in common

Yes that's the one. I don't normally like him much either, except for in Pearl The Landlord, of course. But I liked him in Stranger than... very much.

I've been eating chocolate and drinking wine and I feel sick.

Yay?

Strictly that's only 'Yay' if you have;

(a) Someone to be horny with, or
(b) Enough money for a hooker

Which is it?

Sounds like you've got all bases covered, dude.

haha go you. and in response to your last blog i luuurrrrve dave gorman, i have the biggest school girl crush on him ever!

Wow

but can you do thisssssssssss?

sleep
wave your hands
hitch a ride
sneeze
go for a walk
lets see you swim
and ski
spray
macho man!
sound your horn
ring the bell
okayyyy
kiss
comb your hair
wavewave your hands
SUPERMAN!