rockoblm

Well, I'm just as happy as pie right now (NOT). I can't seem to understand women. Now granted its not all women, since some are cool. Its the women that feel like lying to you some how makes them more righteous. Why do women lie about screwing men? If you're ashamed of screwing someone, maybe you shouldn't screw them! And why do they think that we don't know what the real story is? Oh well, I'm just bitter! Thats why they call me the Bitter Little Man!

Here's what I would put for a wanted ad for a woman:
Wanted: Woman age 20-30, slinder to athletic build. Women with breasts over C cup size need not apply. Must have job, and extra hobbies outside of work (shopping is not a hobby). Musician or artist of some form a plus. Must be able to carry on serious converstation and debate without getting personal or emotionally hurt from comments. Open minded about cultural and racial issues a must, along with sexual and spiritual issues. No shy or timid people please. Tattoos and piercings are a plus. Honest and forth right qualities required. If relationship isn't working, please inform other party or issues or problems. Drug addicts or alcoholics need not apply (casual users ok).

I could go on for days...I'm damn picky. But honest.