I just had to share the sheer ridiculousness of this.
In their infinite wisdom, Australian telco Vodafone issued a bill for...two cents.
It gets better. It's actually impossible to pay a two cent bill online by credit card because the minimum amount payable is one dollar.
Even better, the Australian Mint phased out one and two cent coins decades ago and I had to line up at the post office with a five cent piece to settle the bill.
You want more? It costs a dollar just to send the bill in the mail plus the cost of the paper and envelope.
So Vodafone went to that much effort for two cents.
All hail our corporate overlords.