It's quite possible that I did.

Did I already fill you in on "The Secret"?

Yes but it's always an option, mein herr, always an option....

Dude i'd APPRECIATE a hand job afterwards, or AT LEAST some making out. My ass is always so sore....

Nothing?!? Bummer man. And what's up with the angry profile pic?

Check your mail, yo. I can't be giving things like that away in public.

Fo Shizzle.

Lalalala! You so didn't send me your address. You're officially fired!

Hmmm...