I've made plans that shall make me incredibly happy. Even if only temporarily.
They involve travel and one of my best friends in the whole world.
They also involve me not working, which is a very good thing.

I also discovered a band that I am already madly in love with.

Is that enough?

I (think) I decided to drop my life as I know it and fly around the world to teach English as a second language for a year.

I think I like the play thing better...so who is going to play the BIG CHEESE?
snerf, snerf...get it the BIG CHEESE...
snerf, snerf,snerf.
(that is my computer nerd laugh from when I worked at a book store and the computer shit was my department)
-D

I'm starting culinary school in about a month at CHIC (Cooking & Hospitality Institute of Chicago) ... pretty excited about it.

So my wedding to the supermodel in Milan went extrodinarily well. We're really in love. I'm also going to be published in February's issue of The New Yorker. Um, whatelse, I was offered a position as a fluffer for a local porn director. I love my life.

I wrote a play about Jesus Christ coming back to humanity in the year 2003 dressed up as the easter bunny. He ends up getting drunk, taking off the head of the costume to puke in front of alot of kids, they freak out, and the parents beat him up.

Swoo