Here's an old college trick i learned back when i was talking classes.
Drink till you dont care any more.
It doesnt really remedy anything but it makes for a good time when you're doing it.
As i reached down to pick some clover
I bumped an elf an knocked him over
I said I knew he had a fright, and
asked him if he felt alright?
From where he lay upon the ground,
his voice boom out with joyous sound.
"Don't worry miss it did not hurt,
I'm happy looking up your skirt"
