"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, then it's probably....broken"
-Grosse Pointe Blank
Anywho...I was thinking about my high school lab partner on my way home from work. He died shortly before i moved away. His parents came home one night and found his body in their room next to the closet with a single bullet to the head and their gun on the floor. The police ruled it a suicide, which angered all the friends and family, who believed he was reaching up to get the gun and it must've went off. After all, Happy People just don't do this and he was a Happy Kid. Everyone said so. They even read one of his essays at the funeral, just to show how Happy he was. I mean, things like this just don't happen to Happy People, not here (somewhat ironic considering our infamous shootings {Thurston High School} just a few years later). Anyways, it got me thinking that if i were to die in some questionable way, i think people wouldn't argue. They would just shrug and say, "Boy, i think we all saw THAT one coming." Yeah, well...fuck you guys. I'm clumsy. I just wanted to get that in print, just in case something ever happens to me. I can be very, very clumsy...and spacey. So don't assume anything. Thanks.
i'll get back to more happy fun squirrel stories once things clear up (here's a hint: banana chips).
also i need some new music suggestions as well as books, i've just now started getting into The Dresden Dolls, but other than that i'm tired of my same stuff..
-Grosse Pointe Blank
Anywho...I was thinking about my high school lab partner on my way home from work. He died shortly before i moved away. His parents came home one night and found his body in their room next to the closet with a single bullet to the head and their gun on the floor. The police ruled it a suicide, which angered all the friends and family, who believed he was reaching up to get the gun and it must've went off. After all, Happy People just don't do this and he was a Happy Kid. Everyone said so. They even read one of his essays at the funeral, just to show how Happy he was. I mean, things like this just don't happen to Happy People, not here (somewhat ironic considering our infamous shootings {Thurston High School} just a few years later). Anyways, it got me thinking that if i were to die in some questionable way, i think people wouldn't argue. They would just shrug and say, "Boy, i think we all saw THAT one coming." Yeah, well...fuck you guys. I'm clumsy. I just wanted to get that in print, just in case something ever happens to me. I can be very, very clumsy...and spacey. So don't assume anything. Thanks.
i'll get back to more happy fun squirrel stories once things clear up (here's a hint: banana chips).
also i need some new music suggestions as well as books, i've just now started getting into The Dresden Dolls, but other than that i'm tired of my same stuff..
eazy:
That's so funny. I was quoting Ghostbusters today as well. Same reference as well. Never cross the streams. I guess great minds think alike and think of great 80s movies. 
surlyclown:
I don't know about picking fights, especially if you're caught by Disney security, dragged underground and never heard from again. However, I do make it a point to point out all the places in the park where people have died in grisly ways. 