That was hilarious!
I know, I know wine break eventually here. Just caught in working the weekends right now.

Somebody's been reading too much Charles Stross...

It pretty much depends on which part of the state. Where I live, when I was growing up. It rained at the same time every day during the summer. Now, we're lucky to get what we get.
I guess mother nature took that whole sunshine state theme to heart.