That is just scary. I was born in the wrong century. This kind of stuff just boggles my mind and messes with my delicate sensibilities. Sigh.

But your observations are funny.

I want one of those so bad....with a saddle. You going to the Temple Bar thingy tomorrow night?

Also, I laughed so hard at your little Taliban dialogue. Good times.

Soon to be fitted with tear gas launchers, water cannon and other "technically nonlethal" stuff.
".... Oh we're really sorry you got hurt. Must be a software problem... yeah..."

I doubt I am going to make it either...school is being shitty to me.