YOU ARE AWESOME! I wish i could hang out with you guys at a mall! I love making people uncomfortable as well, its the bees knees. When i was in my late teens/early 20's i used to pretend i didn't speak English well and ask strangers in malls to help me find the bathroom in broken English. I also hate when strangers invade my personal space (stand or sit too close to me) so i used to bark at them lol, it worked!
@colchicine I have no doubt that if/when we meet in real life, we would hit it off instantly and spend our time rolling laughing! LOL I've done the same things no lie!!! I also would pretend to have various issues that would cause me to make sudden strange movements/noises at strangers
OMG thats the same thing i did! We seems like cosmic twins! I especially acted that way when i had to take the city bus in my old state. I always liked the old school 80's punks where everyone was offput by them and would stay as far as they could away, so i figured having a mohawk and a leather jacket would make people leave me alone and stay away from me in public or on the bus but it had the opposite effect. "How did you get your hair that color?" "What did you put in your hair to make it stand up like that?" "You seem interesting, let me tell you my whole fucking life story on this 45 minute nonstop bus ride even though you obviously want to be left alone to listen to music/read your book". Jerking around, making weird yelling/yelp noises, and barking worked like a charm though haha. *Note to others who may read this, learn to recognize an introvert and leave them the hell alone, if we want to talk to you, we will! *
