is doing 110 on the highway classed as teleporting?

No, but traveling 110 lightyears in an instant is.

By Chance Ray... did you just watch the movie 'Jumper'?

jumper was terrible. please tell me dream was not influenced by that.

side note: teleporting would be fucking fantastic!

Oh, I'm gong to give you such a pinch....

It would make meetups a lot easier.

OH, you say that NOW!

My first thought would be of the huge amounts of money to be made by teleporting