hotcurry:
Damn ghetto
koala:
frown Ugh! I hate yappy dogs that don't shut the fuck up. Good luck!
desdenova:
It's that chihuaha, isn't it?

I always wanted to see if I could punt that god damn thing over our apartment complex.

Sadly, I never got the chance after they caught me staring at it with boot action in my eyes.
trilobyte:
Is it a barking dog, or a fucking dog. Because I think I'd be fine with the barking dog more than I would the sounds of doggy lovin'... No need for other species to start bragging about getting some, you know?

~Trilo~
samling:
good for you, hon. take a walk, kill a dog...sounds like a normal day.

people wonder why i'm a cat person.
gil:
KILL! KILL! KILL! mad
Go GET 'EM Poopy
jerawyn:
Dude! Yay Octopus painting! Me forgetty. Thanks!

I'm sadly very poor at the moment, so unless you want mediocre sex as payment, I'll have to wait until funds arrive before i can manage, okay?