Just don't let them catch you playing any of those great Waffle House songs on the jke box. They hate those!
My personal favorite: "I Like What I See at the Waffle House."
Then again, "Scattered, Smothered, and Covered" has a nice ring to it, too.
For those not in the know, yes, there really are Waffle House songs and most Waffle Houses have them on their ubiquitous juke boxes. It's some great American cheese!
Waffel house is more than a lot of people have to make their lives interesting.
Keep your spirits up dude. xoxo