damn, girl. i hope you catch a break sometime soon, you deserve one. hang on 'til it comes, ok?

we are definitely on the same page as far as the heat goes. and i haven't even had to push any cars anywhere.

you're a sox fan.

i'm a yankees fan.


...why can't we be friends?

i did fuck a bear once...well, bear-like. I wasn't going to let the fact that she was a hairy mexican bother me.

who am i to judge? i'm all for integration.

OMG, J would totally flip if I told him I wanted Lasanga to live with us. I pout.



Of course! Duh, you can come over any time you want.