gagne is fucking terrible. apparently the guy can't handle the pressure of playing for a team in contention. i had a feeling something was gonna go down when they put him in. i was all pumped up, too; i got home and turned the TV on right when k-rod walked in that run in the 8th. and then... yeah.

oh, and judy and i totally saw ortiz on newbury street last night in his fucking yellow lamborghini! we didn't realize it was him until he sped off like a total bad-ass, though.

I'm Santino, and you're my Andre. My little laaaaaamb!

I'm going to go eat a donut. Holla!

He is a closer and nothing else. He needs to pitch in close time, he is no reliever or set up man!

But it is the worst pick up this year!

I'll give you my left.

i feel about Gagne the same way i felt about Derek Lowe....every time he comes out, you just think "oh shit, this isn't gonna end good."

and i hope your hands get better.

Stop embarrassing me in front of my colleagues at Red Lobster!

That's cool with me, my little lamb.

You whore, I just finished making your dinner!

I'll take a raincheck and force J to eat pesto zucchini tonight. Hit me up later if you're around, boo. We'll make fun of some stuff online.

He's totally going to divorce you when he sees those!

We're going to go eat ice cream and make faces at tourists by the Christian Science reflecting pool because we got stood up by a hot chick. BRB.