I feel the Obi Won Kenobi like hand of D_P on my shoulder, telling me to update. And so, I open myself to his Schwartz. 
I am a bachelor for the weekend, as El_Dorado has gone to visit her parents in the not-so-deep south of Kentucky (not where is she is from).
Nobody called me on seeing Hero tonight, and so, I am home....alone...
...surfing the net, and watching the director's commentary on "There's Something About Mary".
Sometimes it's funny to think about how we all act like children with varying amounts of wisdom. Think about that, and nudity isn't such a big deal anymore (like I had to convince you guys about that!).
BONERS ARE FUNNY!
ASSES ARE FUNNY!
PUSSIES ARE FUNNY!
FARTS ARE FUNNY!
FELCHING IS FUNNY!
Speaking of which, here is a funny definition of the last funny thing, up above.
"The extraction of one homos love juice from the anal cavity by the other homos mouth. Where by you swish in your mouth like fine wine to savor the flavor of the gay milk and return the love juice to original homo."
Is gay milk lactose free? Does felching make you gay? Do people still use the word "homo"? Seriously! Homo? Why do people hate things that are different than them? So much so that a fair number of them vote on that single issue??!!!
Dillinger 4 got it right with the song title, "Puttin the F back in Art"
Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Oh, and if you're friends with me on this site, notice how my name appears next to others on people's list of friends, and it looks like the Quest sucks them. Good for a chuckle.
I am a bachelor for the weekend, as El_Dorado has gone to visit her parents in the not-so-deep south of Kentucky (not where is she is from).
Nobody called me on seeing Hero tonight, and so, I am home....alone...
...surfing the net, and watching the director's commentary on "There's Something About Mary".
Sometimes it's funny to think about how we all act like children with varying amounts of wisdom. Think about that, and nudity isn't such a big deal anymore (like I had to convince you guys about that!).
BONERS ARE FUNNY!
ASSES ARE FUNNY!
PUSSIES ARE FUNNY!
FARTS ARE FUNNY!
FELCHING IS FUNNY!
Speaking of which, here is a funny definition of the last funny thing, up above.
"The extraction of one homos love juice from the anal cavity by the other homos mouth. Where by you swish in your mouth like fine wine to savor the flavor of the gay milk and return the love juice to original homo."
Is gay milk lactose free? Does felching make you gay? Do people still use the word "homo"? Seriously! Homo? Why do people hate things that are different than them? So much so that a fair number of them vote on that single issue??!!!
Dillinger 4 got it right with the song title, "Puttin the F back in Art"
Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Oh, and if you're friends with me on this site, notice how my name appears next to others on people's list of friends, and it looks like the Quest sucks them. Good for a chuckle.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
sapphire777:
what's this onion movie business? does that mean i can go? (hopeful face)
thejuanupsman:
I could have gone my whole life without reading that definition of felching. My friend Michael uses the word Homo all the time. some crap about empowerment and removing the stigma, He also uses queer and fag a lot. Oh and he wrote a fabulously funny book about a native american drag queen named Pocahotass. Sadly it was never published.