I've never been a fan of mimes. It's not that I have anything against them as a people, but I have always found them disconcerting. Maybe it's the white makeup; a jovial mockery of the grim spectre of death. Or maybe it's their black clothes, and brooding silence.
Wait....
Wait....
Honestly, I don't think I've ever met anyone that has said, "Oh, I just love mimes, me!"