quinn:
why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?


she was trying to blow the horn.

wink
stendec:
A hose walks into a bar...

Ouch.
fjola:
ha ha I'm from the island (VI that is) you?
samskara:
ahahahahahahahaha

man, i could have used that the other day.
flick:
clever... very clever, that is just one of the reasons why we love you kiss
opahl:
I'm actually going to end up having major surgery on my jaw sometime here... Then more ouchiness for me. frown
cereal_killer:
A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel attached to the front of his pants.

Bartender asks, "What's that ship's wheel for?"

Pirate answers back, "I don't know but it's drivin' me nuts."

ba-dum-bum!
dharma_bum:
UGGGH! Painful! Of course, I'm going to inflict this on my friend who loves jokes like that.
isobel:
i looooooove you!

*much snogging*

i promise i'll get on SG chat soon.
queeg:
Brilliant!