Market, you say?
Well hello there, handsome.

if you didn't already think i was the creepy fat chick of seattle, i'd probably think up something cleverly flirtatious to say.

but...eh...i got nothin.

Maybe you should show everyone your g-string?

Volks has it right. Nothing says masculine more than a large man in a g-string. Try it, it's quite liberating. Wait...ah, nevermind.

Email me me through my profile and I'll respond to it with both directions and my phone number, you lucky dog, you.

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drunk eh? fuckin irresponsible vommitting fool.
The things you own end up owning you
Get The Fuck Off My Porch!!!

you're too fuckin old.just leave.

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Alright, Drinky McDrinkerson, I'm gonna go get a shovel.

Get The Fuck Off My Porch

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Another dunk loser. Great. Stop wasting my time.

Get The Fuck Off My Porch!!!

You wanna get drunk again this sunday? Drinks on me.