earthquakes, drunkeness, boobies, porn stars, does life get better than that?

you ALWAYS look hott...lets see the pics!

I hate earthquakes. They scare the shit out of me. Have fun at Erotica LA.

I kind of expected to be scared shitless of the earthquakes when I first moved down here.
But when they happen in the wee hours of the morning I'm too tired to do anything except worry that my lava lamp might fall over.

HAHA, that's great!! You drunk singing Spears out of key would be SOOOO much greater than Mrs. Fenderline herself, that's for shizzle fuck sure!!!

I like how every corner of the country has its disasters. Earthquakes/ brush fires. Tornados. Blizzards. Floods. Hurricanes. So fun to pick which one to live around.