psychobillydakid

I have decided if it wasn't for the fact that penis is gross and I do not get turned on by 5 O'clock shadow, I'd totally be gay. Women are quite possibly 95% of all my problems.

Try this one on for size: A friend of mine that happens to be female hit on my best friend last night. Normally this would be totally kosher except the fact that I have slept with her, my roomate has slept with her, and she bounces in and out of "relationships." She cheats on significant others and she JUST broke up with a guy who was cheating on her. Now what makes it worse is the fact that my best friend hasn't gotten laid in almost two years (also she just slept with somebody else the night before). I don't want to seem like a jealous dick who is just being a clock blocker, but this guy is like a brother in the most literal sense, I do not want him to catch a disease or have his heartbroken. He such a badass guy that deserves someone who actually wants to be with him (and not want to sleep with him because he's black, she honestly told me before she even really know him that she would sleep with him only because she's never had sex with a black guy) and maybe she would get some common sense and slow the fuck down with all the guys.

Plus, is it unreasonable that she doesn't fuck all my friends?