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I used to rock at pingpong when I was at school! We invented our own variant (called 'three man cricket' bizarrely) which basically involved whacking the ball as hard as you could from the other side of the gym hall and yet *still* hit the table. Weirdest games I played were when I was on summer holidays with my dad's family in France - we kept going back to this holiday camp that had stone pingpong tables with solid concrete nets - certainly made everything more tricky...
No Birmingham would definitely be king of the caravan park if there was one. Mind you it would probably be related to Southampton and therefore try to sleep with it/marry it