Layin in bed cant fall asleep so i get a great idea! Ima go get some breakfast at Denny's. So i get to Denny's its 2 something in the morning and i go sit at the little bar area. Well it happend to be packed today so i sit next to this guy lil did i know this guy had a fun night on the town and was drunk off his ass. Then this older gentleman comes sits on the other side of me. Im like o ok this old dude just sat next to me. To my surprise this dude was drunk as well. So i get the pleasure of having these 2 great conversations with these drunk dudes. I got the guy on my left ( he was about 27ish ) Hitting on the waitress, which gets the guy on my right started to ( he was in his late 50's) So all i wanted to do was eat my food and get the hell out of there. I'll tell u bits and pieces of the night. We all get our order taken around the same time i got these to drunk dudes talkin to each other while im sittin in the middle (Y didnt i just switch sets with one of them? It would have been to complex for them, they were both far gone.) Im listening to them talk sayin what bars they were at, then all of a sudden a group of girls walk in. And like a lion attacking its prey the 27ish guy gets out of his seat and follows them lol. Hes gone for a good 30 mins ( i thought it was quite funny, he had no chance with any of them ) Now its me and the old guy and hes talkin my ear off. Askin me if i went out, y im not with my girl. Then he proceds to tell me how hes going to paris for 2 weeks cause of his job. Then he starts talkin about sleeping with girls (are you fuckin serious? this old dudes talkin about gettin laid!) Im not even gonna go into the details of what he was sayin. Finally the food comes and the 27ish dude comes back laughing like a school girl thinkin his got game. All was quite for a while untill the 27ish dude got to his chicken lol. He must have asked 5 different ppl if his chicken looked raw lol and everyone told him no. Then all of a sudden i dont know what the hell happend but he fell out of his seat and landed partially on arm ( I just dislocated my shoulder 7 days ago, yea so it didnt feel to good. But i kept my cool i dont need 2 run ins with cops in almost the same week.) So the 27ish dude starts to fall asleep while eating his food, i got the old guy talkin about diplomatic imunity and how U.S citizens can become soverign and not have to pay taxes and shyt. I dont know what part the 27ish dude heard of the story but he woke up and this is exactly how the conversation went between him and the old guy. 27ish dude - " Aight lets do it!" Old Guy - " Okay." 27ish dude - "Lets go"
Old Guy - "Okay" 27ish dude " Lets go" Old Guy - " where we going?" 27ish dude - "To A party." Old Guy - " You bringing the girls?" 27ish dude - "O yea, Real big fat ones" Old Guy - "O no im good on that." 27ish dude - "whats wrong with big girls?" Old Dude - "There not my type, i like skinny girls." 27ish Dude - "Fuck you and your religion!". At that point i looked at the waitress and said "CHECK PLZ". So there ends my fun and adventerous night. Or so i thought. I pulled up to my house at the same time as my bro. LOL He was all drunk stumbling to the door, we get in the house and he decides to let the dog out. I had a feeling something funny would happen so i pulled out my phone and waited for him to come into the house and walk into the living room, ( we have a little gate blockin off the living room and the kitchen so the dog doesnt come through) I heard him close the door and i start to record. sure enough he trips over the gate falls into a chair and just stays on the ground for a min. O what a funny night. (ill be posting that video soon)
Old Guy - "Okay" 27ish dude " Lets go" Old Guy - " where we going?" 27ish dude - "To A party." Old Guy - " You bringing the girls?" 27ish dude - "O yea, Real big fat ones" Old Guy - "O no im good on that." 27ish dude - "whats wrong with big girls?" Old Dude - "There not my type, i like skinny girls." 27ish Dude - "Fuck you and your religion!". At that point i looked at the waitress and said "CHECK PLZ". So there ends my fun and adventerous night. Or so i thought. I pulled up to my house at the same time as my bro. LOL He was all drunk stumbling to the door, we get in the house and he decides to let the dog out. I had a feeling something funny would happen so i pulled out my phone and waited for him to come into the house and walk into the living room, ( we have a little gate blockin off the living room and the kitchen so the dog doesnt come through) I heard him close the door and i start to record. sure enough he trips over the gate falls into a chair and just stays on the ground for a min. O what a funny night. (ill be posting that video soon)