you think I'm a child molesting savage don't you?

you mean like them not wanting to date middle aged men?

Smuffy is molesting young boys now???

I'm shocked.


(okay maybe not)

in my defense he looked not a day over 21.

oh no!

they all know my secret now. or at least n8tvgrl does.

he's too big to fit into my suitcase.

who am I kidding.

there is no boy. 17 or otherwise.

(backtracks.)

my phony backtracking is actually working?

sweet.

good. I've left you confused. I'd be aces at commiting crimes on a larger scale.

Bastard

Also, shills, snake oil salesmen, Scientologists, etc.

Hmm.

dude, i didn't like 'layer cake' all that much.
it was trying to be too slick and smart for it's own good

I'm up on rape charges in poland.

no seriously, I'm looking at that baby picture of you with a completely new mind-set.

*wink wink*

apes = result of my recent incestuous behavior.

yes I make it with cousins, too.

what's your weekend looking like, oh strange(r) one?

I'm helping my friend move. she called me in for 'man-power.' can you believe her?

Yeah, but does the Shaman have to deal with playing for 10 people at 11:30 on a tuesday night in San Bruno only to get stiffed by the booker?

Hey, I was wondering if you would mind if I pimped the College Football group a bit in the Sports Zone group. I just took over as owner, but we only have like 40 people.

Thanks. I'm pretty happy to have it. First record and all.

Or..or..A MAGICIAN!

what the fuck is this bullshit name?

please please please tell me it's only some temporary practical joke or something.

I don't even know what it means.

well I don't approve of the extended use of this name.

you'll stand firm on that stance, until you start to falter.

...OR a live musical act CALLED "The Shamans".

Shamans? Is that the plural form of shaman?

so how was your weekend?

you tell me and I'll tell you back.