poedelaire

So my gf & I were talking about the various slang terms for female genitalia. "Why pussy? Why beaver?" (wet and furry obviously!)

"You don't hear of it being called an otter do you", she says. When I'd finished cracking up I made a few more suggestions.

"Ferret."

"Stoat."

"Ocelot."

And then it struck me.

"A cock-filled platypus!!"

Any other suggestions?