Dear plastic:
Due to the fact that though you may have mild proficiency at being Awesome, it has come to our attention at Vigilante Mathematicians that you have little experience in being Math-Awesome.
For this reason, you have been admitted to Vigilante Mathematicians on a 1-week trial membership, after which time your conduct will be evaluated and permanent tenure will be rewarded or denied. Assuming Our Director isn't so drunk a week from now that he forgets.
Sincerely,
V.M.
dude, aren't you doing chinese right now?