honestly, it's not like weekends are much better than weekdays.
i'm gonna be a fire truck when i grow up. that's not as cool as a metaphysical dumpster though.
If I have too much fun when I procrastinate I'll forget to feel guilty while I'm doing it, and that can't be good. I think my method of procrastinating by hanging out by myself and fucking around on here or watching shitty reruns on television is the best way to promote that guilt.
edit: It was pointed out to me that I wasn't ever trying to sound coherent when I originally wrote this. I decided a poor attempt beats no attempt.