While I admire your good taste, my mom is really too good for you. Sorry, dude; it's really kind of a George Costanza / Marisa Tomei type of thing*. Simply: the world says 'no'.
*My most sincere apologies for the television reference, but Marisa Tomei is hot, after all, so aren't you at least kinda happy that you just thought about her?
wow, Anaka went to the movies with you? Holy shit dude, that is awesome! See, I told you she didn't hate you.
And yes, I know exactly what you mean. Though it is cold as fuck out east, I'll be glad to be back in p-town.
