plain_ol_jane

I have decided to become an art fag.

I'm going to wear all black with animal print accessories:
Leopard coats; zebra skirts over black pants; cow print cowboy boots.

And I'm going to wear pleather.
And never be seen without a cigarette or bright red lipstick.
And if people ask me about stuff I'll speak in a put-on accent, and use lots of metaphors.

I'll be at all the major gallery openings, and drink red wine and champagne with all the famous artists. I'll discuss surrealism and its relation to the existential condition as expressed by Sartre.


I'll be awesome.



I'm honestly not mocking anyone, I just feel like smoking cigarettes and drinking red wine.