Godvnvtsd sonuvabitch rat bastard! SOMEBODY'S FUCKIN' STEALING FROM ME! 
Ok, so, first we lost our Fight Club DVD and a few Pearl Jam and Nirvana CDs. We suspected our friend's ex-boyfriend and were kinda "c'est la vie" about it. Then a few more miscellaneous items, including *cough* ourdealersphonenumber, went missing and the Boy is silently blaming me, because I'm a giant walking mess.
Now my goddamn camera is missing. My f*&@ing camera! And I know for a FACT that I DID NOT lose it, the cats have done nothing, and the Boy is at a loss. And I'm sitting here in a 20-lb costume it took me all night to make so that I could take test shots, and the camera, which was in its special place by the battery recharger, is gone!
Now, ok, I DO NOT EVER, NOT EVER, NOT ONCE stolen anything. It is completely, utterly, and irreversibly against my nature, although I condone it when it's due to political views, i.e. against corporations or rip-off stores. Secondly, I consider myself a pretty tolerant person, excepting Christian fundamentalists. But I must say:
WHOEVER IS STEALING FROM ME, I PLACE A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND THE HOUSES OF YOUR AND CHILDREN'S CHILDREN UNTO 9 GENERATIONS IN THE NAME OF SET, ARTEMIS, KALI, AND THE ALMIGHTY DANU. MAY YOUR TONGUE TURN GREEN AND YOUR EYEBALLS TO DUST AND YOUR INTESTINES TO VIOLENT RECURRING PURGING. SO MOTE IT BE!
YOU WILL PAY.
To the rest of you, hugs and kisses. xoxoxoxo
Ok, so, first we lost our Fight Club DVD and a few Pearl Jam and Nirvana CDs. We suspected our friend's ex-boyfriend and were kinda "c'est la vie" about it. Then a few more miscellaneous items, including *cough* ourdealersphonenumber, went missing and the Boy is silently blaming me, because I'm a giant walking mess.
Now my goddamn camera is missing. My f*&@ing camera! And I know for a FACT that I DID NOT lose it, the cats have done nothing, and the Boy is at a loss. And I'm sitting here in a 20-lb costume it took me all night to make so that I could take test shots, and the camera, which was in its special place by the battery recharger, is gone!
Now, ok, I DO NOT EVER, NOT EVER, NOT ONCE stolen anything. It is completely, utterly, and irreversibly against my nature, although I condone it when it's due to political views, i.e. against corporations or rip-off stores. Secondly, I consider myself a pretty tolerant person, excepting Christian fundamentalists. But I must say:
WHOEVER IS STEALING FROM ME, I PLACE A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND THE HOUSES OF YOUR AND CHILDREN'S CHILDREN UNTO 9 GENERATIONS IN THE NAME OF SET, ARTEMIS, KALI, AND THE ALMIGHTY DANU. MAY YOUR TONGUE TURN GREEN AND YOUR EYEBALLS TO DUST AND YOUR INTESTINES TO VIOLENT RECURRING PURGING. SO MOTE IT BE!
YOU WILL PAY.
To the rest of you, hugs and kisses. xoxoxoxo
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that sucks
whoever is doing it deserves a mighty dose of balefire