Oh, children... I pray that I will never spew you out from my womb. That would be a most unfortunate day... for the both of us.

Haha, somehow I knew that wouldn't come out right. When I said "you," I was referring to said "children." Haha, although yes... if you (Piski) came shooting from my loins, I may be a bit surprised. Only a bit, though...

I once squated down to meet a friends kid and he proceeded to shout " I can see your vagina". I wanted to kill him.