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I like seeing free-range children. Good for you.

So, do you plan to bring the pain?

OH NO! This one escapes!

You must return the prisoner then report to me!

Pants are for suckers.

Wait, I love pants. They give me a place to keep my keys.

Nah, all the kids are into Weak Nuclear force these days. Beta decay in the hizzy.

hello!

childraising looks an awful lot like a little naked butt!

Very minor

Hmmmm...
the life of a pirate is not quite what one would expect

sigh...
but there are plenty of evil monsters to deal with in the real world...
they just don't look like bizarre creatures on the surface level

Live fast? I don't think I do anything fast.