Yep, I'm definately a fan of the Depp

God some people are crap, aren't they? I like your outlook though... out with the trash/ in with the shiny new, and all that

Dumped by text! Jesus- "Lame and cowardly" are the first words that spring to mind, closely followed by "better off without"

I hope you texted something appropriate in response...

He must be mad, stupid or just realised his gay...

I would like to say 'shit happens' but wat a fukkin idiot - dumped by text, fukker needs a good kicking for that crap!

I live half an hour away by the way.....

>K<

Yeah that's good too..

Fish?

This fish?

Thing is, I wonder how weird we look to them! They probably think we live in some tank of air or something for them to look at...

No getting up for work, no relationship problems...

Next day takeaway leftovers heated up in the microwave for breakfast are all part of the awesomeness of them, I think.

That probably makes me sound like a real slob, but curry is the best for it.

Sorry to hear about you getting dumped, especially in such a cowardly way. He obviously feels a bit ashamed about it.

That is pretty pathetic. I hope there will be jaw breaking, if you can be bothered that is. He'd have to be worth it, I suppose.

I think there will e someone out there. Just needs careful selection.

that totally sucks.

Mat8drb is right break his jaw

Again Matt's right!!!

Thanks for the add

By text? That is some bullshit right there. That chap needs to grow some testicles.

Some people aren't even worth the witty comeback by text.

He's a git. Still. How was the rest of the weekend?

Thanks for the birthday wishes

I'm actually happier bout being 26 than I was bout 25.