philipfry

Everyone loves lists so here's one of mine:

Top 5 Hot Women In Hollywood

5. Jennifer Aniston: I think Brad Pitt is slightly retarded. Angelina Jolie may have been super hot but Jennifer just seems so much funnier and saner to me.

4. Jessica Biel: She was hot when she was on 7th Heaven. What about recently? You've all seen the trailer for I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry right? Pablo Francisco said it best when he said "FI HI HIIIINE!"

3. Alyson Hannigan: Michelle the band geek in American Pie and Willow in Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Hot. Red Head. Nuff said.

2. Scarlett Johansson: Aside from hearing her on Robot Chicken, I've only seen one of her movies. And that was enough for me. Dayum.

1. Olivia Munn: I first saw her on G4TV's Attack Of The Show. And wow. Hot, Funny, and all into techie gadget stuff? Could she get any better? I submit that she cannot!! Oh and she's gonna be my girlfriend when I move out to CA in six months.

There ya have it. My decision is final. ::Uses giant Pharoah's voice:: SO LET IT BE WRITTEN! SO LET IT BE DONE!!