Some of those made me giggle. I've never been picked up before though. Not saying those would work, but if a guy had the balls to really say some of those to my face, he'd at least get me to laugh.
I wonder if anyone actually uses these and thinks it is a good idea or whether these are merely fabrications of writers desperate for copy. Whatever the case, that #8 is indeed a hoot.
Are your parent's retarded, because you sure are special!
So blatantly bad that I could almost hear a couple buddies of mine using it.