You must learn to dial a phone. I was at chopsticks, right down the street on Friday night.

I know, i forgot about that. She told me about that show. We were going to go to Meat Beat Manifesto, but by the time we got our shit together, it was too late. The other show sold out by then too.

Nobody said anything about method acting! This job is sounding more and more tedious by the minute...

And I think you have a double negative in your last paragraph. It confuses me. But then, I confuse easily these days...

Come on by and see my new hair. I took pics.

Spanx!

Which is a completely nonsensical way of saying thank you.

Hi, just passing through, but "the Doug Fir looks like it was designed by the bastard child of Frank Lloyd Wright and Grizzly Adams" is the best description I have seen of the Doug Fir. Good times!