I'm doing Major Figures with Herr Doktor Pollard!

I'm doing Evolution of the German Language 471 and 352 Conversation!

I saw Perky awhile ago, though Grason is in California right now.

You so have to bring Ophelia and I some red bull from the States. We'll pay you in on cam girlie action or something.

the only kind we have here is fake. The real stuff can't be sold as we can't have caffeine in clear beverages and the other shit that's in it.

Sweet.

I want a ferret too. My ex bf had a ferret and a kitty and they would snuggle and sleep together it was so cute.

"You are a venerable sensei of pornography"

just what every woman loves to hear...

whats going on?...commenting in your journal, thats whats going on.

Ferrets DO fuckin stink. And their tempermental (read=EVIL) as all bloody hell. Do yourself a favor and get a Lemur or Spider Monkey instead. They live longer and are WAY fuckin cooler. And get those damn women some Red Bull for fuck's sake! What do ya want 'em ta do? Fall asleep at the wheel and kill themselves!?!?!?

Happy Holidays sweetie!