I am still trying to wrap my mind around the idea that Paradox185 is the center of the universe! He knows everybody, and pirate themed party appear out of nowhere to support him...its amazing!
Clearly you haven't seen Revenge of the Ninja. Ninjas are as abadass as they come. They can even produce a wooden and paper mache replica of themselves and robotic arms out of thin air!
Seriously, you should buy this film. It's one of the funniest things you're likely to ever see.
Damn! Of course pirates are better than ninjas. I don't understand how there could be any question!