makeshiftman:
looky!!!

read the whole article.
makeshiftman:
THE WHOLE ARTICLE!
makeshiftman:
also, yeah you do. maybe vodka slimes are not the right idea.

i can't remember the last time i got a good buzz on from highballs, too sketchy.

beer!
lynnailove:
Vodka's great to me.
mistertaurus:
Just drink long islands all night. After 4 of them I feel damn good.

Yeah, him telling my sister that shit is kind of like my sister's boyfriend coming up to me and telling me how many times and in how many positions he did my sister last night. But he hasn't done that. You know why? Because that's FUCKING WEIRD.
cain:
Are you washing them with dail antibacterial liquid soap everyday? Bacteria collects in those motherfuckers pretty fast. I'm trying to heal mine as we speak, they're being a bitch. Blood plasma keeps collecting, it isn't pretty.
makeshiftman:
yeah you best be updating up ins.