you should set up your bar in barbados at the gap. it's a great place. the locals are chill and my dad's friend own's one there. as far as i can tell he is the happiest person i have ever met.
do i have a spy? i guess you could call him that. but to be honest, he is harmless and i couldn't care less.
As a matter of fact, yes, many times. People have come up to me claiming to have seen my likeness in a a bowl of cornflakes and I told them, look, it's not me you're seeing, it's Jesus. Then I spun them around and shot them gangland style. With an elastic band, so no one got hurt, though the welt lasted long enough for them to learn their lesson. (I'm not sure what that might be.)
do i have a spy? i guess you could call him that. but to be honest, he is harmless and i couldn't care less.