"Dear Beazlegog
I understand that you are an Archdaemon Lord of the 3rd level of the 6th plane of Hades but if you dont stop parking your nightmare drawn chariot of bones in front of my house I am going to call the police. You keep your imps and little cult followers away from my pool. I dont mind sharing the pool on a hot day but your foul little familiars leave the water black and stinking and every time your buddies have one of their weird little parties I get some unwanted unrecognizable piece of meat floating in the water. Gross. When I complained about it to your High Cleric he tells me to try cooking it up. Cooking it up!! #@%$ that! Im being nice about this for the last time. Anymore crap from you or your ghoulies and Im calling the cops or a priestor something. Got that! Good.
Howlin Jack"
I found this letter buried under the woodchips in Howlin Jacks cage. Whats really weird is we dont have a pool!
I understand that you are an Archdaemon Lord of the 3rd level of the 6th plane of Hades but if you dont stop parking your nightmare drawn chariot of bones in front of my house I am going to call the police. You keep your imps and little cult followers away from my pool. I dont mind sharing the pool on a hot day but your foul little familiars leave the water black and stinking and every time your buddies have one of their weird little parties I get some unwanted unrecognizable piece of meat floating in the water. Gross. When I complained about it to your High Cleric he tells me to try cooking it up. Cooking it up!! #@%$ that! Im being nice about this for the last time. Anymore crap from you or your ghoulies and Im calling the cops or a priestor something. Got that! Good.
Howlin Jack"
I found this letter buried under the woodchips in Howlin Jacks cage. Whats really weird is we dont have a pool!
tiamat:
perhaps the High Cleric is right for suggesting it should be cooked. protein protein protein. it will keep your coat shiny.