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Toronto, although my heart is in Vancouver

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Monday May 26, 2008

May 26, 2008
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Oh, hey. I thought it was time for a new profile photo. Sorry, I don't do sexy, but I do do pensive somewhat effectively.

Can you believe I'm going to be 36? I skateboard to work, have a pile of comic books stacked on my bedside table and work a job that gives me instant idol status with males 18 and under but makes me a person to be villified amongst the girly set (in fact, I think my ex-fiancee dumped me because I am a video game engineer). It's a zero sum game, I guess.

Oh, and thanks a lot, 'Sex and the City', for choosing to open on my birthday. I hate you bitches.

Ask me how excited I am about the game that I am going to work on next. Go on, ask me.
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hunkpapa:
and a random happy birthday to you!
May 30, 2008
kaikai:
Thats what they all claim...
May 30, 2008

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